Today I am relaxing on a bench at Disneyland, in Anaheim, California. I am watching the monorail rushing past me, and I am just rejoicing and basking in the sun of Southern California. Why am I dramatizing this day so much? It all started with a doctors note. A doctors note which I purchased from a website called bestfakedoctorsnotes.net. A great site that has tons of info on doctors notes is doctorsexcusetricks.wordpress.com.
Let me tell you my story. I have worked in the same factory in Los Angeles for the last 6 years. It is repetitive assembly work. It is noisy, dirty, dusty and can get on your nerves. I have complained many times in the past, that I needed just one extra day off. One of my co-workers even offered to give me a free fake doctors note. But it looked so fake I knew I’d be caught. Then, I discovered this website, that offered free fake doctors notes, with samples of excuses so you can get off from work.
This website even sells an excuse for school, with templates. Where were they when I was in school years ago. So, I purchased a note, and here I am at Disneyland. I am so happy I did this before I reached total burnout. Everybody has their limit. My job is not impossible to do. It is not rocket science. It is just a simple job, putting parts of a vacuum cleaner together. Nothing world shattering. I get my days off during the year. Vacations and holidays. But, every human being needs to get away once, just to completely relax, and tell the world to go jump in a lake.
A fake note from a doctor does not make me a criminal. It makes me a human being. The human brain needs fun every once in a while. Not just relaxation, but out and out fun. It stretches the muscles in the brain and keeps you from getting too old too soon. I am sure there are millions of people in America today who only dream of doing what I am doing, but are terrified they will get caught.
That will not happen with this website. The masterful way the notes are written, make them look like they actually came from a bonafide dr office. It is wonderful that these types of companies exist. Just think how it would be here in our country, if people who really needed an extra day off to collect their thoughts, were unable to take it. Here I am sitting in the sun, watching children playing, instead of vacuum cleaner parts rolling down an assembly line.